January 9, 2017

Review: Clam Jam by RC Boldt

Clam Jam
Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block.
Example: You're chatting with a guy you're interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him.
That's my life except it's worse. My friend who keeps jamming me is my gay roommate, and if that isn't a W.T.F. moment, I'm not sure what is.
Fact: He went home with three yes, three of the guys I had been so sure were into me.
Fact: He's really pissing me off. I mean, hello? I'm trying to get back in the saddle, but I'll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.
Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren't gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?
Fact: My gay-dar needs a serious tune-up.
The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met the girl, except there was one small problem: she didn't want anything to do with men. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. She'd been burned badly and didn't want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could've turned around and found another place to live, but I wanted to live there with her.
So I had to go undercover.
Fact: I'm in love with my roommate.
Fact: I'm a likely candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I've had for the past year has been my hand.
Fact: She's going to hate me if I come clean now.
Fact: I'm not giving up. Which means I'll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the real me.
The me that loves her.
The me that would never do her wrong.
Until then, I'll keep running off every guy who shows any interest.
Until then, I'll continue to Clam Jam. 

 Review by April

ARC provided for an honest review

5 'Kind, funny, sweet, and beautiful.' Stars

I'm a shallow reader, typically basing my next read on the cover. Yep, 100% cover wh*re, here.  No shame in my reading game whatsoever. Now, this book is where my little reading world gets turned upside down and I'm reading a book solely based on the title. I know right, sometimes I don't even understand myself LOL. Apparently the key to grabbing a visual person's attention is a fun, quirky title- check!

We've all heard of c*ck blocking, seems like guys love to whine a lot about getting the CB... But Clam Jam?! *dies laughing* apparently it's a real, honest to god term and so it would seem girls aren't so whiny about getting Clam Jammed cause this perv had never heard of it until this book!! Go figure.

So, fun, quirky title and cover aside, I had a really good feeling about this book! I'd never read any of Boldt's work before but after indulging in this little ditty, I'm a huge fan!

Fact:'Those panties weren't mine.'

Nothing like getting down to the nitty-gritty details of a break-up to get the story line moving!
After kicking her finance to the curb, Maggie is in a bit of financial trouble when it comes to paying her rent. Advertising her need for a roommate it where the delectable Ryland James comes into play. Eeeep! Live in eye-candy who claims to be gay. Just what Maggie needs without the temptation *wink*

'It means you need to upgrade things from the Basic Clam Jam package to the Deluxe one.'

Clam Jam, gah!! Such an addictive, fun read with loads of hilarious hi-jinks and banter. Told from dual POV, you'll get the inside scoop as to what Mags & Ry think of each other and life. This book was a hoot to read and really a truly epic friends to lovers story that you won't soon forget. Loaded with sizzle and swoon you won't be able to set this book aside until you've devoured it in it's entirety!

'If it is written, so it shall be.'

Who knew a little clam jamming and napkin messages could be so fun and gd cute!??!!?! 

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