September 27, 2016

Review: Neighbors by Stylo Fantome

Things a good neighbor can do for you:

1. Give you a cup of sugar

2. Let you borrow his lawnmower

3. Water your plants while you're on vacation

4. Make your eyes roll back in your head with his tongue

Katya Tocci has never paid much attention to who lives next door - her career always kept her too busy. She's a good girl, working her way to becoming the most sought after cake designer in all of San Francisco.

But even a good girl's gotta cut loose once in a while, right? So one fake dating profile later, and she's ready to tarnish her squeaky clean image. Little does she know, her fun time is closer to home than she ever imagined.

Throw in a neighbor who wants to corrupt her, and another who just wants to own her, and her entire world is flipped upside down.

Who knew neighbors could be so helpful?

This story contains scenes of a graphic sexual nature, multiple uses of coarse language, and one scene of violent cake destruction. Reader discretion is advised. 


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Review by April

ARC provided for an honest review 
6 'You're right. It was epic.' Stars

Sometimes I wonder about myself. Like, why I've not read any of Stylo Fantome's previous work?!?! After reading Neighbors, it's quite apparent that I've been missing out on some stellar writing and story telling. Neighbors is just... f. me! This book hijacked my life and I can't get it out of my head. My mind is still reeling and blown! Hooooooooooooly. Sh*t! Neighbors is all consuming, completely engrossing. I'm addicted, hooked, obsessed and OMG I need the next book more than my next breath!! *gasps* I just don't even know where to begin.... AAAAHHHH!!!!!
Stylo Fantome virgin FANGIRL DOWN!

With a solid career as a baker, Katya is sought after except when it comes to love and men. Things are about to take a turn for the better and worse. Love, it's such a fickle b*tch sometimes.

Ingredients:

1 dating app.
1 boring, beige Katya
1 crazy bff and roommate, Tori
1 sinfully handsome neighbor, Liam "Eden"
hoffenhesslehoffletacoburger (there's a joke in there)
1 lady boner worthy childhood neighbor, Wulfric Stone.

She was so sick and tired of everyone assuming she was this insipid goody-two-shoes. Tori telling her to get a life. This stranger assuming she was a librarian. It wasn't fair. She could be just as wild, just as fun-loving.

Directions:

1. Combine dating app and boring beige Katya for the perfectly bland vanilla profile.
2. Reconstitute dating profile with a dash of Tori to produce the perfect, personified Katya.
3. Agree to a date with Liam at his club.
4. Throw "old" Katya to the side and replace with the revamped sex kitten Katya 2.0
5. Allow kinky stuff to happen with Liam
6. Basque in the afterglow.
7. "run" into lady boner worthy childhood neighbor who you had the hots for. Mmm Wulf!
8. Date 2 guys at once.
9. Add a dash of drama and angst.
10. CAKE FIGHT!!
11. Watch everything crumble apart.
12. Revel in the book hangover.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg *wink*. Although this story contains 2 sinfully good looking, sexual beasts, and Miss Katya, its not a love triangle per se. Fantome has penned a complicated web of sexual deceit and passion with one hell of a twist that totally blindsided me. My jaw is still on the floor and I won't bother trying to pick it up until Twin Estates book 2 is in my little greedy hands.

A pretty doll on a shelf - pull the stings just right, and little Katya Tocci will do a dance for you! Jump up and down for you! Bend over and do anything you want for you!
'I'm just boring old Katya Tocci. I was out of my league.'
Cute and Innocent. Screw that - those men had f*cked away cute and innocent a long time ago.

You definitely can't go wrong with Neighbors!

#TeamTocciWulfTaco

Maybe the next installment will fulfill my smuthole book dreams of a lil menage scene *wink*

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